TARDIS luggage (sadly, not any bigger on the inside).
I debated adding the “Police Box” lettering to the black strip along the top, but thought that the TSA might not be amused. Similarly, the door sign with its “Free to Public” and “Pull to Open” notices seemed a dangerous choice for luggage.
See also: TARDIS Suitcase
NEEDS THIS
I just want to hide in this thing and have someone carry me around Then just burst out frantically asking what year it...
want.