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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to the rhetorical or literary tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance. For example, in mystery fiction, where the identity of a criminal is being sought, an innocent party may be purposefully cast in a guilty light by the author through the employment of deceptive clues, false emphasis, ‘loaded’ words or other descriptive tricks of the trade. The reader’s suspicions are thus misdirected, allowing the true culprit to go (temporarily at least) undetected. A false protagonist is another example of a red herring.

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No? Just me? OK.
Sorry, leg went to sleep. Just had a quick left leg power nap, I forgot I had one scheduled…Actually, better sit down, I thought I heard the right one yawning.
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“It is normal to experience fear during your incineration.”
meanwhile.
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“Tip for you all: Never shoot a girl when she’s regenerating.”
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hello, benjamin.
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“Catch you later, time boy.”
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