That awkward moment when…

skaski:

the Doctor is chastising Amy for wanting her phone to ‘update twitter’ and you’re on your phone, updating twitter

“I bring you to a paradise planet two billion light-years from Earth and you want to update Twitter?” the Doctor, The Girl Who Waited

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That awkward moment when Let’s Kill Hitler has nothing to do with Killing Hitler

Red herring

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This is about the idiom. For other uses see red herring (disambiguation)

Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to the rhetorical or literary tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance. For example, in mystery fiction, where the identity of a criminal is being sought, an innocent party may be purposefully cast in a guilty light by the author through the employment of deceptive clues, false emphasis, ‘loaded’ words or other descriptive tricks of the trade. The reader’s suspicions are thus misdirected, allowing the true culprit to go (temporarily at least) undetected. A false protagonist is another example of a red herring.

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That awkward moment when your Tardis dematerializes without you

rosietheriveter01:

That awkward moment when your Tardis dematerializes without you